Your Face is Fine

Dear Roissy,

Google was helpful in finally taking the veil off your mysterious appearance, specifically BigHead DC.  Generally, I’m skeptical of any self-proclaimed “gossip site” but this is a photo you’d posted before — with your face cropped out.  I’d say you’re not bad looking so there was no need to hide yourself away.  The only reason it’s not a particularly great picture is because you’re not smiling (I’ve been there…).

The comments seem to be a lot of irate women.  There don’t seem to be that many angry female commenters on your blog, though, so it’s likely these people are either (a) all one person pretending to be many or (b) too lazy/ineffective to comment.  You shouldn’t take lazy or ineffective people very seriously (but then, you don’t take ANY woman seriously).

There’s a degree of mystery you can keep before eliciting attention you don’t want from readers.  This is probably why the released photo became more like an expose that ran as fodder for a bitter mob, rather than a response echoing “Oh, he looks normal and non-evil…eh…”

Hoping this doesn’t break the bad behaviour requirement,

Paperdreamer

~ by paperdreamer on July 13, 2008.